an action research experiment

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

I am free of prejudices, I hate everyone equally.

— W.C. Fields

I am not young enough to know everything.

The First Rule of Holes: When you're in one, stop digging.

I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem!

I am built for comfort, not speed!

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

— Mel Brooks

How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!

He who laughs last thinks slowest!