I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
I am free of prejudices, I hate everyone equally.
I am not young enough to know everything.
The First Rule of Holes: When you're in one, stop digging.
I couldn't possibly be wrong. I use an error correcting modem!
I am built for comfort, not speed!
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!